When people say "I bought these for $300"
thefunniestpost: and I’m like…What “can you hear aliens with that?” Featured in thefunniestpost.com
lmao, this is fucking true
thefunniestpost: When my parents call: When my boo calls: When that annoying nigga who i try to be nice to calls: Featured in thefunniestpost.com
During a math test .
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
"It's not real friendship without homosexual...
Tumblr needs to change its error message.
i-like-pigeons: I’d rather see this: “We are sorry for this inconvenience but here’s a dancing cat” Then I’d be all
Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
Me: -inhales a bag of dorritos-
When somebody sexy as fuck walks past you:
Then you realize it was your reflection in the store mirror